This is why you're single:
- Because you hide in the shadows. That doesn't bode well for your appearance.
Your bed looks nice though...
- Because you advertise the fact that you're not getting any replies...
Maybe if you learned how to use capital letters, you might start getting some replies? Oh, and even though you claim you don't want to have sex on the first date, your many modes of communication make you sound a little bit desperate.
- Because you have clearly mastered the art of the boob shot. Show off the goods, look like you're doing something skanky, but completely avoid the midsection. Check!
Telling guys their face will make you LOL doesn't sound like the best strategy...and since when is "big heart" an interest?
- Because you apparently think you're The Little Mermaid
I mean seriously, what the hell are you doing?!
- Because even though you're smokin' hot, you're also a raging bitch.
Just because you say "not to be a ****" doesn't mean you're not one...I think it will make me feel better to call you shallow, bitch.